Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself!
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why don't ants get sick?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What fairy loves to count?