What fairy loves to count?
The two-th fairy.
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
When do mice play every day?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's the loudest sport?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What is the smallest lion?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?