Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What insect runs away from everything?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
How do automobiles fly?
How do cats make a birthday cake?