When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
On Black Friday.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Which former US President was always cold?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?