What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?