What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
An alpha-bat.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What's the friendliest national park?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
People are so hard on car mechanics.
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?