Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Because he was a space cadet!
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do you do when two snails fight?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?