Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Which is the worst season?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why do bees buzz?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?