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He couldn't put it down.
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What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?