What is time's favorite breed of dog?
A Clocker Spaniel.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What's the politest month?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?