What's the difference between soccer and football?
The country it's being played in.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do insects learn at school?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do you call a silly hill?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?