Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
How do fleas travel?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you call a smelly horse?
How do you make a cow float?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why is a computer so smart?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What does Santa order at the bar?