What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare before Christmas.
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What's E.T. short for?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?