What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
What did the confused bee say?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?