What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
PRIME-mates.
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
How do football players deal with their problems?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?