What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What's the holiest insect?