What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Chilly dogs.
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?