How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
How does a barber get to work?
How much money does a skunk have?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why was the cat so small?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?