To whom do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark.
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What makes music in your hair?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?