What do they call pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds.
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
The museum curator needed a break.
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why do cows wear bells?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?