What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
How much does freedom weigh?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What bee is good for your health?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What is the color of the wind?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
How is cat food sold?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?