Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
The bored room.
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why was the mime upset?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What's a priest's favorite food?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?