What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
1. We cook bacon. 2. We bake cookies.
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?