What do you call a puppy with a fever?
A hot dog.
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What bird is losing its hair?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What is an insect's favorite game?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.