What's good for both poker and theater?
A full house.
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do elves learn in school?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?