Why was the mime upset?
Someone called her a clown.
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How do billboards talk?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What makes music in your hair?