What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Shark bait.
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Are baby skunks cute?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?