What do you call a hike across the universe?
A star trek.
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Which state has the best streets?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?