What's a priest's favorite food?
Holy cheese!
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What are baby potatoes called?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Bears love exotic cars.
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?