What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
A royal flush.
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you call hiking college students?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?