How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean.
How did the toad die?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?