What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why are cause and effect so close?