What did the shower say to the toilet?
You look a bit flushed.
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why was the math book sad?
What games do ants play with elephants?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What was the first animal in space?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
How do you make a walnut laugh?