What snacks always have the best tan?
SunChips®.
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why was the musician arrested?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why was the bunny upset?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Where do frogs keep their money?