What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Lumpy milkshakes.
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?