Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Because people always hit nails on the head.
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?