What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
This is a cat-astrophe!
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why do cows go to New York?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?