What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissssss-tory.
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
How can you make 7 even?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?