What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What is a king's favorite weather?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?