Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Because he literally bit the dust.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
How can you make 7 even?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why was the mime upset?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What animal knows kung fu?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?