Someone stole my mood ring!
I don't know how I feel about it!
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What is another name for a cow?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do they call pastors in Germany?