What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
A mid-wife-crisis!
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Which former US President was always cold?