Why were the atoms always hungry?
Their food is microscopic!
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why do elephants have trunks?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?