What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the whale cross the road?