Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they've no pockets to put things in.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why is furniture so generous?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What school subject really rocks?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What's a forklift?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?