What car always breaks the rules?
A Nissan Rogue.
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why are cars magic?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call an animal pop star?