Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
How do you make a bear really angry?
How do birds threaten one another?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?