What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Moo-ve over.
What did the sick chicken say?
Which animal is the most religious?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Which animals make the best football players?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why do all the planets get along?
My leaf blower doesn't work.