What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What's the loudest sport?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?