What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Horseradish.
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?